The award this week is: DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK. In my very first post, I wrote about that guy that wanted to jump into a relationship after a couple of dates and how I shouldn’t have been so damn surprised about him being controlling and possessive.
I’m the one that broke up with him because he was a little nuts. So anyways, I got a message from him on OkCupid. Him messaging me isn’t even the worst part…HE DIDN’T EVEN REMEMBER ME!
Our conversation was as follows (my commentary included):
Him: “good evening, hi how are you? I liked your profile very much and know we would get along great. we share allot in common and enough differences to make it fun. let’s take the time and get to know one another.”
Me: (I’m thinking this dude HASSSSSS to be playing some sort of joke on me, obviously I have to respond to make sure). “wow. is this a joke? or do you really not remember me?”
Him: “I just moved back here from NY … did we meet?”
Me: (He must’ve moved there after him and I had our fling as it was just about a year ago) “yeah…about a year ago.”
Him: “Lol really no way. What happened?”
Me: (WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!) “wow…lol. clearly i made a wonderful impression. just didn’t work out.”
Him: “Why didn’t it work out?”
At this point I don’t want to respond because clearly he’s a dipshit and it’s a waste of my time. After not responding for nearly 30 minutes, he says:
Him: “lol ok maybe you just didn’t find me attractive interesting or stimulating 🙂
In any case I wish you the best since your still on the dating site.”
WHAT THE HELL! Hey jerkoff, you’re controlling…and possessive…and non-gentleman like…and just plain weird. And just a reminder, YOU’RE still on the dating site too!
Ugh. How could he not remember?!?!?
thirty-somethings 
I do believe he deserves that award. I can mail him a certificate if you’d like… Just to make it official. Wow…
please do!!! i would greatly appreciate it!
Wow, “stimulating,” eh? 😉 Time to give him a taste of my medicine! Ah, fuck it. Let’s make him OD on chivalry pills! He’ll learn the hard way. You definitely deserve much better than that. Time to move on!
FOR SURE it’s time to move on! He was just too much for me back then and this was the icing on the cake!
Girlfriend he 100% remembered. What a total douche. Well at least now you know you made the right choice 12 months ago. High 5 sister!!!
I knew back then I made the right choice but now I’m even MORE sure! I’m sure he remembered…there’s no way he could’ve forgotten
I think that must be one of the most deserved awards in history.
right?!? i’m glad somebody else agrees!
It’s probably because of New York. It does that to men lol – but by all means: yes, this one fell from the douche tree and hit every branch on the way down. Houston, we have a winner.
JERK! Gah!! I hate that! I’ve gotten duplicate messages before, but not from someone I’ve gone out with at least. That’s a first! haha Good riddance!
this is definitely a first (and hopefully last) for me!